Trump Designs 24-Carat Gold Missile: 'The Experts Said It Couldn't Be Done'

WASHINGTON — Fresh from telling the Navy how to design ships (yes really) Trump declared that the nation's nuclear scientists have "zero business instinct", he unveiled a revolutionary new ballistic warhead in the Oval Office on Sunday, personally engineered using a black Sharpie marker and pure intuition.

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