Putin Invades Antarctica, Claims "It's Always Been Part of Russia"

In a move that stunned er...someone, Vladimir Putin has today laid claim to the entirety of Antarctica. Citing centuries-old, definitely real maps, the Russian President asserted, "This vast, icy frontier has always held a special place in the heart of Mother Russia. Penguins are basically smaller, flightless bears if you think about it."

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