Beijing Unveils "Han Surgery" Initiative for Cultural Cohesion

BEIJING — The Ministry of Civil Affairs unveiled its latest harmony-building initiative: Han Surgery. Puzzled that Uighur didn’t welcome having their mosques bulldozed and over a million them locked up for “re-education,” the CCP has unveiled Han-Surgery. All Uighur will be “invited” to surgery. Showing the delicate touch and sensitivity it is famous for, a CCP spokesthug said, “They can have surgery, or spend another decade inside our ‘harmony’ camps.”

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