Amazon to Deliver Customers to Warehouses

Lord Bezos himself has unloaded the hotly anticipated news: Using information gleaned from millions of Alexas, drones will patrol the streets waiting to pick up customers in need of goods: "We'll know when you've been talking about buying a lawnmower, and without you even ordering anything, an Amazon drone will whisk you to the warehouse to take delivery of your goods. Non paying customers will be put to work in Amazon workshops until they've paid their debts. This will help the economy…somehow. We've taken a leaf from the Chinese government's book; get those troublemakers locked up and working."

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